An appropriate response

I wanted to wait until after the yuletide season to respond to Erik's last post. Sorry about the lack of posts recently.

In his last post, Erik alluded to a recent disagreement we'd had in very vague and disarming terms ("There have been some, shall we say, "issues" between J. and I over this blog. Yes, already."). I assume this was a premeditated, preemptive move that he hoped would position and couch these "issues" we've had in an innocuous light in all of your minds. My hopes were that the nog, sweaters (with bells on them) and the voracious over-consumption that comes with the holiday season would in some way reveal the path of forgiveness, help me forget about these "issues," or, at a minimum, help me craft a civil, appropriate response.

Unfortunately, since Santa doesn't exist (that's right Erik...you fucking baby. That guy whose lap you plop onto every year whining about the newest PSP firmware update and Hello Kitty backpacks is just some drunk dude in a suit), my hopes for such a gift were not delivered. So, it is my decision to simply talk about it no more. I am moving on. I accept your apology Erik, so go ahead and keep it to yourself; I don't want to hear it, so don't bother. That is my preemptive action. What's done is done.

For all you (2) readers out there, I am sorry about this. Since this appears to be the only way Erik and I can seem to communicate with one another these days, I guess this is what it has to be.

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Hope you all had great holidays!